Zclaw – The 888 KiB Assistant

90 points

by

@kristianpaul

|

February 28th, 2026 at 12:47am

@tehsauce

March 2nd, 2026 at 5:11pm

“888 KiB Assistant” but the assistant itself is a multi terabyte rental-only model stored in some mysterious data center.

@0xbadcafebee

March 2nd, 2026 at 7:07pm

For people who don't get this: it's a Home Assistant type thing. You don't do inference on it, you send it a message on Telegram and it does things with physical things through GPIO. You could use a $140 Raspberry Pi with 8GB RAM and host a local model on it plugged into 30W AC power... or you could use a $10 ESP32 which can run for weeks on a tiny battery, and your existing Wifi connection with a cheap cloud model (cloud models are as cheap as $0.02/1MTokens). This makes it easier to ramp up on new ESP32 projects. You can just tell it to do things / give you info, rather than having to write code.

@amelius

March 2nd, 2026 at 5:42pm

Me: "GPIO 5 can be active for a maximum of 100ms, then it needs to cool down for at least 1s. Otherwise the MOSFET is fried."

Zclaw: "GPIO 5 is active now, however the server is not responding so I'm awaiting further instructions."

@gas9S9zw3P9c

March 2nd, 2026 at 5:12pm

I fail to understand why 888 KiB matters if it's just a wrapper around a cloud api.

@Retr0id

March 2nd, 2026 at 7:13pm

888KiB is quite large, but I see they're including the whole rest of the firmware in that number, fair enough. Their actual application code weighs only 35,742 bytes, compiled.

@wartywhoa23

March 2nd, 2026 at 6:53pm

Still lightyears from a one-bit AI assistant. Send 1 to save the humankind, 0 to exterminate. And hurry up because it's in undefined state right now!

@hidelooktropic

March 2nd, 2026 at 5:45pm

There are many concerns and areas for improvement with open claw and other similar projects (continuous loop script with broad OS access that manages your agents and interfaces with a standard messaging app)

However, file size I have never seen on that list. I would rather offer for something that is even bigger in file size so it afford certain functionality like better security tighter permissions however it would do that.

@jesse_dot_id

March 2nd, 2026 at 5:48pm

Clicked on this expecting to see a crontab file.

@giancarlostoro

March 2nd, 2026 at 5:08pm

The domain crashed and burned or something, hopefully this link is correct:

https://github.com/tnm/zclaw

@jFriedensreich

March 2nd, 2026 at 4:51pm

There is the same divide starting to form that NFTs had back in the day. Tech bros instantly like if something has claw in the name, the rest of us will dismiss anything with that naming and philosophy as toxic slop culture. will be interesting to see how far this one will go.

@karolcodes

March 2nd, 2026 at 5:32pm

1. why